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Sun, 28 Dec 2008 04:39:02 GMT

The news is making me depressed. I think I might get rid of the TV in the back room at the store. Or I could leave it for all those videos I don't watch... Maybe Mr. Uzumaki can use it during breaks.

As it has been with every other store, my profits are down. I've heard disturbing news about how this low is going to play out. It's almost as scary as the rising crime rates. What would happen if I had to close this place. It's like my baby...

Miss Kurenai, I also have a little gift for you. When and where should we arrange a meeting?

And I can't forget the only woman I'll let beat me in a fight. I have a present and drinks waiting whenever you're ready.

Oh Come All Ye Faithfull!

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:51:22 GMT

Christmas. Santa. Reindeer. Snow. Fake snow. Presents. Christmas trees. Lights. Carols. Mistletoe. Kissing under such plant. And everything else that goes with this time of year.

Oh! There's also a certain birthday coming up. This person likes all things. Bring any gifts by my store and I'll make sure this person gets it.

That's not the only reason to come visit me. Sales. And plenty of them. Hurry before it disappears!

So come on, get higher...

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:23:26 GMT

Ah, sometimes I forget this thing. I'd rather sit in front of my store with some warm tea than get on on a computer. Speaking to people face to face, I've always preferred.

There was an earthquake. A few items as well as a few places in my store were damaged, but nothing I couldn't fix. Everything is good as new, so come down and visit! My employee is extremely courteous and will show you all the great deals. I'll be sitting outside and enjoying the last official days of summer.

Working With Genetics

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:01:55 GMT

Having someone working for you is nice. I have more time to get some of my work done. There is still not enough time. I'm up for more workers! A whole army of them! But if I have an army, someone isn't going to get paid. But I might be able to pay my army. Business is going to start picking up again with the influx of students. I've already seen more people in here today than last week.

My back to school sale starts this Thursday!

This was funny read. Jesus and the Geneticist

Grown Up.

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 05:48:01 GMT

Busy again. Too busy to go hide out at the park. Before I know it, it'll be too cold to sit under my favorite tree.

Someone is laughing at me. I ran out of my favorite tea and I have don't have any in my store.

Also, there were college students who urinated on my sidewalk the other day. They thought it was funny. I found it unsanitary. ~~Maybe I should urinate on their floor.~~

SALE! SALE! SALE!

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:30:48 GMT

Fireworks Sale!

With July 4th coming closer by the second, I have put all my fireworks on sale. They are no longer department store prices but outlet mall prices...dollar store prices! ~~I might have some of the good stuff, but you didn't hear it from me.~~

Mr. Ishida, my doctor is on vacation and that finger seems to be hurting again. I'll come by later.

Screening thoughts.

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:43:37 GMT

"Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home."
- Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens

The store will be closing early today. I feel like taking a nice, long walk. I've found it helps to clear your head of those thoughts that don't matter.

I could go for some ice cream too.

The best cover is a smile and some money.

Mon, 26 May 2008 01:34:57 GMT

A vacation is never truly a vacation especially when it's not a vacation.

I hope everyone missed me. Sorry I had to close my doors, but that happens when I'm the only one there. My store will be open again tomorrow. There will be new items for sale! And many items on sale!

I'll be waiting for your visit!

No tongue. Some cheek.

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:50:23 GMT

Mr. Ryuuken sir,

You will do me the honor of spending and evening with me. I'm not taking no for an answer.

Me :D

Full name: Kisuke Urahara
Nicknames: I can't let you know that.
Age: 32
Sibling's names and ages: Don't know them.
Pets: A pesky spider named Sal.

Favorites:
Colors: Green?
Animals: I enjoy small ones...furry is good.
Actresses: Grace Kelly
Actors: Cary Grant
Movies: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Wizard of Oz.
Types of music: I'm not picky.
Bands/Groups: Should I say The Beatles?
Video games: Mario is fun.
Foods: A spice here and there makes everything nice.

Love Life
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I don't think so.
If so, who are they?: N/A
Do you love them?: N/A
Do you have a crush?: On a person?
Would you rather be single or taken right now?: It depends on where I'm taken.
How many people have you dated this past year?: -2
How many people have you kissed in your life?: 53198.3
Have you ever had a hard time getting over someone?: There was that one time...
Are you friends with your ex/exes?: Sure!
Have you ever cheated on someone?: I don't believe so.
Have you ever been cheated on?: Yes! The one girl that broke my heart.
What do you look for in your ideal mate?: Wide hips.
Biggest Turn-ons: Feet
Turn-offs: Hats
Best quote to sum up love: Hell?

Morals/Beliefs
What religion are you?: Maybe agnostic.
What do you think happens when you die:? I become an angel.
Do you believe in God?: I'd like to meet him.

What do you think you'll be doing in...
A week from now?: Working at my store.
A month from now?: Working at my store.
A year from now?: Working at my store.
5 years from now?: Sitting on the beach.
10 years from now?: Working at my store.
20 years from now?: Working at my store.
50 years from now?: Sleeping.

A few ideas with a spoonful of shameless plugging.

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:58:32 GMT

Business is surprisingly slow during lunch. I should build a lunch counter in my store for all those hungry people out there. I could sell tea and those tiny sandwiches. Everyone likes tiny sandwiches, right?!

There will be a sale on those tiny plastic tubes you find on the end of your shoe strings this weekend. Put a little glue inside and pull the string through and it's as good as new!

If you don't want a few of those, then check out what else I have. My customers always leave with a smile.

:D

Help...? [OOC]

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 03:38:04 GMT

If there is anything wrong with my character or if there is anything you want to suggest to help me, comment here. All comments are screened.

Thanks!

>Nye