unusualbiology

The news is making me depressed. I think I might get rid of the TV in the back room at the store. Or I could leave it for all those videos I don't watch... Maybe Mr. Uzumaki can use it during breaks.

As it has been with every other store, my profits are down. I've heard disturbing news about how this low is going to play out. It's almost as scary as the rising crime rates. What would happen if I had to close this place. It's like my baby...

Miss Kurenai, I also have a little gift for you. When and where should we arrange a meeting?

And I can't forget the only woman I'll let beat me in a fight. I have a present and drinks waiting whenever you're ready.

Christmas. Santa. Reindeer. Snow. Fake snow. Presents. Christmas trees. Lights. Carols. Mistletoe. Kissing under such plant. And everything else that goes with this time of year.

Oh! There's also a certain birthday coming up. This person likes all things. Bring any gifts by my store and I'll make sure this person gets it.

That's not the only reason to come visit me. Sales. And plenty of them. Hurry before it disappears!

Ah, sometimes I forget this thing. I'd rather sit in front of my store with some warm tea than get on on a computer. Speaking to people face to face, I've always preferred.

There was an earthquake. A few items as well as a few places in my store were damaged, but nothing I couldn't fix. Everything is good as new, so come down and visit! My employee is extremely courteous and will show you all the great deals. I'll be sitting outside and enjoying the last official days of summer.

Having someone working for you is nice. I have more time to get some of my work done. There is still not enough time. I'm up for more workers! A whole army of them! But if I have an army, someone isn't going to get paid. But I might be able to pay my army. Business is going to start picking up again with the influx of students. I've already seen more people in here today than last week.

My back to school sale starts this Thursday!

This was funny read. Jesus and the Geneticist

Busy again. Too busy to go hide out at the park. Before I know it, it'll be too cold to sit under my favorite tree.

Someone is laughing at me. I ran out of my favorite tea and I have don't have any in my store.

Also, there were college students who urinated on my sidewalk the other day. They thought it was funny. I found it unsanitary. Maybe I should urinate on their floor.

Fireworks Sale!


With July 4th coming closer by the second, I have put all my fireworks on sale. They are no longer department store prices but outlet mall prices...dollar store prices! I might have some of the good stuff, but you didn't hear it from me.

Mr. Ishida, my doctor is on vacation and that finger seems to be hurting again. I'll come by later.

"Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home."
- Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens


The store will be closing early today. I feel like taking a nice, long walk. I've found it helps to clear your head of those thoughts that don't matter.

I could go for some ice cream too.

A vacation is never truly a vacation especially when it's not a vacation.

I hope everyone missed me. Sorry I had to close my doors, but that happens when I'm the only one there. My store will be open again tomorrow. There will be new items for sale! And many items on sale!

I'll be waiting for your visit!

Mr. Ryuuken sir,

You will do me the honor of spending and evening with me. I'm not taking no for an answer.

Me :D

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Business is surprisingly slow during lunch. I should build a lunch counter in my store for all those hungry people out there. I could sell tea and those tiny sandwiches. Everyone likes tiny sandwiches, right?!

There will be a sale on those tiny plastic tubes you find on the end of your shoe strings this weekend. Put a little glue inside and pull the string through and it's as good as new!

If you don't want a few of those, then check out what else I have. My customers always leave with a smile.

:D

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Thanks!

>Nye